Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Release centipede-eating spiders into your basement. Then, when the centipedes are dead, importing Chinese needle snakes will take care of that problem. To get rid of the snakes, smuggle a type of gorilla that eats snakes. The good part is when winter comes around, the gorillas simply freeze to death


Rowan said...

Could I have one (of the spiders) to kill the demon bugs I VERY OCCASIONALLY (only 2 so far) find in my apartment? I mean, I squashed them beyond recognition, but I'd really rather not stumble around at night, turn on a light and know immediately what that dark thing is on my wall.

lissla lissar said...

No, but you may have one of the gorillas, if you come and pick it up.