Wednesday, May 04, 2011

I would never EVER put a child up for sale on eBay, no matter how bad the tantrum is that they're throwing.

The shipping costs would be prohibitive, I'll never make the sale!

I'd much prefer to hand the kid over to a trusted person with instructions to apprentice them to a Somali gang. Then either they'll learn how to properly throw a tantrum, or otherwise accidentally become commercial flight crew.

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