Look, I'm not doing anything, right? I'm sitting at a computer. It's restful.

For anyone else who suffered through the Clan of the Cave Bear books, someone on the Straight Dope has contributed this brilliantly-written beginning to the seventh book:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14719019&postcount=17

I particularly like the cavemen's names.Especially Gimnasium.