I am pan-frying brownie batter.
Geoff just came up the stairs and looked in the pan and said, "What kind of egg is that? Did you find a rhinoceros egg? Are rhinos mammals? Because the white is black and the yolk is all weird and grey. Doesn't matter. No way in heck am I eating that."
And while I was typing this it scorched a little. I'll let you know how it tastes.