It's garlic. Granulated garlic. 500 grams, aka Costco container. I'm trying to remember why I didn't murder him when I saw it- probably because both girls were awake and it would have taken too much energy. It's going to smell like a low-grade pizza joint here for a few days.
I've vacuumed for times today, and the floor is still disgusting.Maybe if I shut my eyes the housework elves will clean up from dinner?