|The first sign of the Alpacalypse!|
Sorry. Geoff just came up with it and I'm still laughing. It's been a morning when I need a lot of laughter. Nat wet the bed and the bedding and all over Geoff, he's got ketones (signs of illness, meaning the body is burning fat instead of glucose), oatmeal was spilled on the floor, and I tried to put away a glass bottle full of strawberry syrup.
It smashed on our stupid horrible stone kitchen floor. We've mopped and swept four times and it's still sticky everywhere on the ground floor and we're still finding glass. Argh.
I'm going out for tea in fifty minutes.