So far today I have fed everyone, done the Advent calendars, made bread dough, not screamed when Nat announced he was getting down my sewing box while I was in the shower, recited Jabberwocky, and given two tragically unhappy babies baths.
Free pass for the rest of the day. I have been productive.
Also: yesterday I mopped the floor, and today I am wondering why I bothered. We need to borrow a dog at mealtimes, and then return it. I have a theory the floor would be less sticky and revolting if something besides the babies were eating the food on the floor.