When I went to confession I took the girls. Monsignor was fiddling in some cupboards so I coughed politely and he stood up and turned around, and then said, "They're too young! We don't usually do confession for babies. Besides, what could they possibly have done by this age?".
I said there were two of them, and they were sometimes pretty awful.
He sighed, and said, "Well, if it's not for them, by process of elimination that would leave you, wouldn't it? Come on."