Elizabeth has been freaking out for no known reason for about the last hour. Miriam just woke up and added to the chorus. They are fed, warm, clean, and tired. The reason they are not sleeping (as far as I can tell) is because I refuse to hold them while they sleep all night. This makes a cruel unnatural mother. Also I didn't like waking to feed them every forty minutes last night. That's because I am selfish.
That's what they're telling me, anyway. I'll go up and cuddle them and check their diapers every twenty minutes or so until they deign to sleep for an hour, and then we will repeat this happy process.
I hate babies and sleep. I really do.