I have clearly lost it. Geoff thought, but didn't say, "Are we having the funeral under the COUCH CUSHIONS?" when he saw me on my knees with the bucket. He didn't say it because he is a very wise man. And if I'm really lucky it'll dry by tomorrow morning and we can all sit on it again.
Also, the water I used got really dirty, and I only did it because I am upset. Normal Kyra wouldn't have been perfectly happy to watch someone else doing it while she ate chocolates, but would not have offered to help. Madness.